Christmas narrative

It was a dark and gloomy night at the North Pole. Santa was lying down on his candy cane bed and thought to himself 'I'm getting to old for these things and for whom will look after the North Pole while I'm gone. I know I'll make a clone. In the morning Santa told the syetis - science yetis,to make a enator that creates a clone. While Santa was getting ready for his big night the syetis announced its ready psheww the machine opened a fat man with a long white beard appeared it was Santa 2.0 Santa slowly approached Santa 2.0 and laughed yay finally " you can help me get ready" but let's just say Santa 2got real jealous and wanted Christmas to himself so he made a plan to get rid of him